Friday, October 23, 2009

Bad Medicine....

The Global Musings of an Educated Man.......vol.117
Good morning ladies and gentlemen. I am back from the ether. From the waves of the outer realm of the produce aisles of Target their frigid cooler and horrid ordering quantities of cauliflower and cucumbers, and from the inner sanctum of Metro State University within the Urban Teacher Program. North to the Future. I apologize for the lack of information that I may or may not be relating but that is for the reader to decipher, for wisdom to the masses would be unwise because they would be unable to render it useful, ala a Nobel Prize for Obama. I however, am still waiting for mine to arrive in the mail in the next 4-6 weeks. You should see me twirl bags of grapes.
But seriously, I want to relate to you women and men the nauseating realization that I had come to on the trip north yesterday while turning switches on the radio dial and found myself listening to ""Bad Medicine" by Bon Jovi on a local radio station and almost had to pull the car over to the side of the road amidst the sunshine so I could lean out the door and safely vomit what I had leftover from a crispy peanut butter and chocolate protein bar mixed with diet Coke. Ouch that is awful music. Can you hear the chorus now in your head, "da danna like bad medicine...", more like bad music, which only strengthened my resolve to donate more money in the pledge drive for Minnesota Public Radio, especially the Current. Please do the same if you find the time and opportunity. And while were at it, let's eliminate the detention center at Guantanamo Bay, pull out of Iraq and Afghanistan (if we can learn anything from the Russians in the 80's) and hope that maybe Obama will actually start doing something that he pledged during his campaign. Please, I remain hopeful that he can and will, but in the end, he may just be the false prophet John of Patmos warned us about. Did someone check his scalp for three little 6's?
Until next time, much love peace and happiness in this world of madness. Brad Childress may get a contract extension, can anything be more ridiculous?

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