Wednesday, December 11, 2019

Vol. 211: Just in time for Christmas, Desolation Row.



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The circus is in town, the planes are all going down and don't forget to hang your stockings by the chimney with care. The stock market is at an all-time high but wages haven't budged since 1973 and in less than a year, it will be time to put our faith in another guy.

Cheer up people, the unemployment rate is at a 50 year low; although the jobs are lower paying with no unions or pensions, and if you're a woman riding in an Uber, good luck. God forbid you miss a single paycheck; then where did your holiday spirit go? Ask around, yet nobody gives a......

"It's a hoax. It's a big fat hoax. A terrible hoax. A Democrat led horrible witch-hunt. One of the worst things to happen to this country, in like ever. And the phone call, the phone call was perfect. It's all about the process because nobody disputes the facts. It's a flawed unfair process. The hearings are held in secret chambers within the halls of Congress. But, don't tell anyone that our members are in the rooms and asking questions too. It's a totally unfair process.

I can't wait to be heard. I can't wait to give my side of the story. I know I am totally innocent. In fact I will read the transcript to the America people by dumpster-fire light and they will see and hear that it was a perfect call. Totally perfect. Really, absolutely a great call. A lot of people were saying that there was nothing wrong with what I did.

But, I've decided that I'm not going to participate. I'm not going to let anybody in my office testify. I'm not going to let anyone see my tax returns. It's all totally legit. I have nothing to hide.
It was perfect. I am perfect. Period."

And then there is CIA cyborg...…..Mayor Pete Buttigieg; Buttigieg may be Dutch for Beelzebub, who is a test tube creation of the Department of Defense and the other tangled arms of the Military Industrial Complex in cahoots with central casting in Hollywood. He checks all of the boxes. 1. He's a young white man. 2. He's Gay. 3. He's an Army combat veteran 4. He graduated from Harvard. 5. He's religious. 6. He has no problem taking large donations.
The only major problem is that he can't win. He doesn't stir up enough enthusiasm for the populists to come out in support.
Half of the country wasn't ready for a black man as President, it will be more of the same for a gay man, and the orange turd in the White House has already got the Evangelicals stirred up in a lathered frenzy. Can I get an Amen?



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Saturday, October 12, 2019

Vol. 210: Happy Halloween






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The levee has finally broken. 

After years of missing the toilet and splashing onto the dirty tiles of America, the deluge of sewage and toilet water is beginning to spill over into every crevice of our lives. We will all be consumed, subsumed and overwhelmed with the drama until he dies; crying, clutching to his phone in his last racist, xenophobic, anti-Semitic, misogynistic tweet. 

The reason for his enraged psychosis, is that he had to put up with an intelligent black man as President for eight long years and he felt justified in his actions. He's felt justified in every horrible action his entire despicable life; all in his grand ol'party did and some still fervently do. There is no other explanation for it. They feel entitled to grasp at the last straw of their dying old white privilege. They can't let it go. It has provided them with all they have and without the security blanket they are thrashing out like children dropped at a day-care for the very first time. 

With the impeachment proceedings looming overhead, the 2020 election down the road and from each dark corner the world still scrambles to adjust to his every erratic move.  We are faced with the simple disturbing truth that he may have colluded with two foreign governments for dirt on his political opponents. He asked for help from another on live television from the White House lawn. This is not fake-news.

We know that this is not breaking from a well-established pattern. He has had years and years of disreputable experience. His entire existence is one long rap sheet, but without any sort of punishment.  

The enablers have surrounded him since his birth, and since he took office without winning the popular vote, Moscow Mitch doesn't have the stomach to do what is right when his party is getting all they have ever wanted; all they have ever dreamed. As a result, election security is a nostalgic notion of an idea from a by gone era.

D
id you know that the Orange Balloon Baby wants to do away with absentee ballots as well. Further restricting access to the democratic process, and tip-toeing his way to a Dictatorship. Who knew there was a Universal Postal Union? The Constitution will lay shredded at his stubby toad like feet.

The only ones to stand in the way of the Orange Balloon Baby in the White House are House Democrats and a small number of Senators that still have spines. 

No one is above the law. 

Yet, there is the danger that Biden could be the next version of Hillary, only without the pant suit. The chosen one among the corporate Democrat donors without any of the enthusiasm behind him to be propelled into the White House. 

The best and most reasonable thing for all of us, would be that he were to drop out of the race now, instead of continuing to play the role of corpse as a candidate with a ton of baggage.

Then there is the ever real possibility of another War in the Middle East with Iran and that the Orange Balloon Baby in the White House would drag us further towards the veritable edge of existence. Israel, Saudi Arabia, Egypt.....the list of countries that would be pulled into the cesspool would grow by the hour. We've all bare witness to how he has treated our long time allies the Kurds in Syria.

The four horsemen would be summoned. 
Someone wake up the whore of Babylon.

I've said it before, but it needs being said again; who needs a scary killer clown like Pennywise when we have Trump?
I can't tell the difference.

90% of all species that ever existed on our planet are extinct. 
The way things are going, the odds aren't in our favor. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a sociopath in the White House with his finger on the trigger of nuclear weapons and he's beginning to feel like a cornered animal. 


Sweet dreams and Happy Halloween. 



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Thursday, July 11, 2019

Vol. 209: Hold Our Beverage



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Fifty years ago we touched the moon and knew the face of our future, and it wasn't God. It was then that Apollo 11 lunar modules vibrated the moon for what seemed to be hours, causing us to fear the dark side as if it were the shadow of ourselves. We had begun to ring the bell and the whole world watched in awe as we came together, as one; not in tragedy or for an act of war, but of achievement.

Now we can't seem to get further than a week from a mass shooting or the fact that the polar ice caps are melting at a speed that seems incomprehensible. California may fall into the ocean within the next news cycle. This is the ticker at the bottom of our implanted screens, while a deranged, inept and insecure child of Cheeto dust with a wig of hay, hair sprayed in the comb over of our consciousness holds political rallies wrapped in the flag on the 4th of July, which will obviously run as ads in his never ending campaign to become a dictator.

The Twitter addicted racist, misogynistic, xenophobic, sexual predator of a President holds the mirror to our existence before us at all times. Dangling in front of our attention addled minds like the selfie sticks that hold the carrots of truth, just out of reach, the promise of future endeavors, a sense of accomplishments to be. Here, standing on the edge of the Grand Canyon is our fate, getting closer to the ledge, "Here, hold our beverage."




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