Wednesday, December 11, 2019

Vol. 211: Just in time for Christmas, Desolation Row.



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The circus is in town, the planes are all going down and don't forget to hang your stockings by the chimney with care. The stock market is at an all-time high but wages haven't budged since 1973 and in less than a year, it will be time to put our faith in another guy.

Cheer up people, the unemployment rate is at a 50 year low; although the jobs are lower paying with no unions or pensions, and if you're a woman riding in an Uber, good luck. God forbid you miss a single paycheck; then where did your holiday spirit go? Ask around, yet nobody gives a......

"It's a hoax. It's a big fat hoax. A terrible hoax. A Democrat led horrible witch-hunt. One of the worst things to happen to this country, in like ever. And the phone call, the phone call was perfect. It's all about the process because nobody disputes the facts. It's a flawed unfair process. The hearings are held in secret chambers within the halls of Congress. But, don't tell anyone that our members are in the rooms and asking questions too. It's a totally unfair process.

I can't wait to be heard. I can't wait to give my side of the story. I know I am totally innocent. In fact I will read the transcript to the America people by dumpster-fire light and they will see and hear that it was a perfect call. Totally perfect. Really, absolutely a great call. A lot of people were saying that there was nothing wrong with what I did.

But, I've decided that I'm not going to participate. I'm not going to let anybody in my office testify. I'm not going to let anyone see my tax returns. It's all totally legit. I have nothing to hide.
It was perfect. I am perfect. Period."

And then there is CIA cyborg...…..Mayor Pete Buttigieg; Buttigieg may be Dutch for Beelzebub, who is a test tube creation of the Department of Defense and the other tangled arms of the Military Industrial Complex in cahoots with central casting in Hollywood. He checks all of the boxes. 1. He's a young white man. 2. He's Gay. 3. He's an Army combat veteran 4. He graduated from Harvard. 5. He's religious. 6. He has no problem taking large donations.
The only major problem is that he can't win. He doesn't stir up enough enthusiasm for the populists to come out in support.
Half of the country wasn't ready for a black man as President, it will be more of the same for a gay man, and the orange turd in the White House has already got the Evangelicals stirred up in a lathered frenzy. Can I get an Amen?



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Saturday, October 12, 2019

Vol. 210: Happy Halloween






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The levee has finally broken. 

After years of missing the toilet and splashing onto the dirty tiles of America, the deluge of sewage and toilet water is beginning to spill over into every crevice of our lives. We will all be consumed, subsumed and overwhelmed with the drama until he dies; crying, clutching to his phone in his last racist, xenophobic, anti-Semitic, misogynistic tweet. 

The reason for his enraged psychosis, is that he had to put up with an intelligent black man as President for eight long years and he felt justified in his actions. He's felt justified in every horrible action his entire despicable life; all in his grand ol'party did and some still fervently do. There is no other explanation for it. They feel entitled to grasp at the last straw of their dying old white privilege. They can't let it go. It has provided them with all they have and without the security blanket they are thrashing out like children dropped at a day-care for the very first time. 

With the impeachment proceedings looming overhead, the 2020 election down the road and from each dark corner the world still scrambles to adjust to his every erratic move.  We are faced with the simple disturbing truth that he may have colluded with two foreign governments for dirt on his political opponents. He asked for help from another on live television from the White House lawn. This is not fake-news.

We know that this is not breaking from a well-established pattern. He has had years and years of disreputable experience. His entire existence is one long rap sheet, but without any sort of punishment.  

The enablers have surrounded him since his birth, and since he took office without winning the popular vote, Moscow Mitch doesn't have the stomach to do what is right when his party is getting all they have ever wanted; all they have ever dreamed. As a result, election security is a nostalgic notion of an idea from a by gone era.

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id you know that the Orange Balloon Baby wants to do away with absentee ballots as well. Further restricting access to the democratic process, and tip-toeing his way to a Dictatorship. Who knew there was a Universal Postal Union? The Constitution will lay shredded at his stubby toad like feet.

The only ones to stand in the way of the Orange Balloon Baby in the White House are House Democrats and a small number of Senators that still have spines. 

No one is above the law. 

Yet, there is the danger that Biden could be the next version of Hillary, only without the pant suit. The chosen one among the corporate Democrat donors without any of the enthusiasm behind him to be propelled into the White House. 

The best and most reasonable thing for all of us, would be that he were to drop out of the race now, instead of continuing to play the role of corpse as a candidate with a ton of baggage.

Then there is the ever real possibility of another War in the Middle East with Iran and that the Orange Balloon Baby in the White House would drag us further towards the veritable edge of existence. Israel, Saudi Arabia, Egypt.....the list of countries that would be pulled into the cesspool would grow by the hour. We've all bare witness to how he has treated our long time allies the Kurds in Syria.

The four horsemen would be summoned. 
Someone wake up the whore of Babylon.

I've said it before, but it needs being said again; who needs a scary killer clown like Pennywise when we have Trump?
I can't tell the difference.

90% of all species that ever existed on our planet are extinct. 
The way things are going, the odds aren't in our favor. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a sociopath in the White House with his finger on the trigger of nuclear weapons and he's beginning to feel like a cornered animal. 


Sweet dreams and Happy Halloween. 



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Thursday, July 11, 2019

Vol. 209: Hold Our Beverage



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Fifty years ago we touched the moon and knew the face of our future, and it wasn't God. It was then that Apollo 11 lunar modules vibrated the moon for what seemed to be hours, causing us to fear the dark side as if it were the shadow of ourselves. We had begun to ring the bell and the whole world watched in awe as we came together, as one; not in tragedy or for an act of war, but of achievement.

Now we can't seem to get further than a week from a mass shooting or the fact that the polar ice caps are melting at a speed that seems incomprehensible. California may fall into the ocean within the next news cycle. This is the ticker at the bottom of our implanted screens, while a deranged, inept and insecure child of Cheeto dust with a wig of hay, hair sprayed in the comb over of our consciousness holds political rallies wrapped in the flag on the 4th of July, which will obviously run as ads in his never ending campaign to become a dictator.

The Twitter addicted racist, misogynistic, xenophobic, sexual predator of a President holds the mirror to our existence before us at all times. Dangling in front of our attention addled minds like the selfie sticks that hold the carrots of truth, just out of reach, the promise of future endeavors, a sense of accomplishments to be. Here, standing on the edge of the Grand Canyon is our fate, getting closer to the ledge, "Here, hold our beverage."




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Sunday, November 4, 2018

Vol.208: This is US


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I must confess something. 
I find myself these days with a strong desire to choke a certain someone to death. 
I imagine my hands wrapped around his fake tanned neck as I watch his orange face sputter saliva and his blue eyes bulge while his blond toupee flutters about in the wind of his manic thrashes. 
It would be so very, very satisfying to see this happen. 
But it is only a dream. 
I wake up in a cold sweat. 
What have I become? What has he turned me into?

It is a daily struggle to remind yourself that there is much to be thankful for. The midterm elections are only two days away, which is a constant reminder that those advertising dollars would have been better spent on the poor and the homeless; if only we lived up to our values that we proudly declare for the world to see, but practicing is much more difficult than speaking; trust me.  


The political vitriol is venom for my veins. The volatility of the stock market's October swings lead me to believe that we are in for another couple of months, if not years of a wild ride. If the Democrats take back the House, then the subpoenas can rain down on the White House like snowballs from our youth onto suburb driven cars in the night. But will the #Metoo movement/Year of the Women be enough to do the trick and could they even possibly flip the Senate? The experts never saw our childish Supreme Leader taking office, so anything is possible. If that were to happen, the intensity of his tantrums would hit a level never conceived of. It's clear by his actions he knows what is at stake and is pulling out all the stops, doing whatever he can to fight off the hands of the special counsel, so that he doesn't see the inside of a jail cell. There was even a recent case of an inept alt-right member trying to pay women to state that special counsel Robert Mueller sexually harassed or violated them; straight out of the childish Supreme Leader's playbook.  Bribes for Lies Payoffs and bribes and hush money deals, the threat of lawsuits hand delivered by people in suits. He runs his organization like a mafioso and we all know his admiration for dictators, so it's easy to imagine that he'd love to see his face on billboards across America. His gold obsessed mansions and penthouse suites are adorned with self portraits. He's the textbook definition of a narcissist; it's not rocket science people.


It is another week, another mass shooting and the nothingness that will be done is commonplace as our country slips ever closer to madness. Another week, another episode of hate speech and the crime that is its' partner to the dance as we in the social media polarized world become more tribal with each demonic tweet. As a result of the largest disparity of wealth in the history of western civilization where 8 men own  more than that of over half of the world's population; the spread of Neo-Fascism is slinking around the world, from Eastern Europe to South America to our tantrum filled White House. The Men who own the World  It is no surprise that Anti-Semitism will never go away as there will always be sacrifices to be made; reason and common sense left the living rooms a long, long time ago. Can't you hear the goats of Mendes bey?? Maybe the Caravan coming to invade our country has some goats among them.






The free press is declared "The Enemy of the People," and if that's not a fascist leader's script, slap me in the face. There is the continuing war in Syria, Yemen, Afghanistan and a Washington Post journalist who was a critic of the Saudi regime was chopped to pieces in an embassy in Turkey and most likely dissolved in a large vat of acid. It's been over a month and no one has seen his body, but that's okay, we need their oil, so we will say harsh things and continue to do nothing. 

10 years ago, our economy was on a cliff. The financial experts and elected politicians told us that we had to bail out Wall Street in order to have a Main Street survive, and look how far we've come from the abyss. We have the lowest unemployment rate in 50 years, 97 consecutive months of job growth and wages that are for once keeping pace with the much feared dragon of inflation. We have transgressed from our first elected African American President who brought us out of the darkness with coverage for pre-existing conditions to our childish Supreme Leader who was not wanted in a steel city where the latest AR-15 hate-filled tragedy unfolded. When was the last time an American city in a state that was won by the current President in the last election, didn't want him to visit? Unless they had semi-automatic machine guns in the 1800's, nothing comes to mind.

It is a fight against the daily news and the onslaught of political ads that run the risk of brainwashing the brain washable. There are so many lies, half-truths and distorted facts surrounding and bombarding us at every turn, it's enough to contemplate a life without television; the horror, oh the unspeakable horror, because there is so much good television out there. Have you seen The Americans?? Oh, the things that you can watch at your command, when all you have to do is pay a monthly fee.



The cost of health care continues to skyrocket and the dream of more competition is being sold like the farce it is. All you have to do is sprinkle some pixie dust, click your heels three times and honest competitive health insurance companies sprout out of the ground no matter the climate. But don't worry, one day everything will be owned by Jeff Bezos and there will be free shipping for everyone if you pay your monthly premiums.

At least our savings rate is going up.

In the end, it so simple...………………………………...

"We all do better, when we all do better." Wellstone

"We all do better, when we all do better." Wellstone




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Sunday, July 22, 2018

Vol.207: The Orange Turd is Absurd


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ab·surd
[əbˈsərd, əbˈzərd]
ADJECTIVE

  1. wildly unreasonable, illogical, or inappropriate.
    "the allegations are patently absurd" ·




Nothing about this is normal. Don't let anyone or anything try to tell you otherwise. What we have been watching happening without stuffing popcorn into our faces for many of us, right before our very eyes is historic, but not in a good way by any logical sense of measurement. It is absurd. Like the current trend of placing increased emphasis upon launch angles and exit velocity in baseball statistics, everything about this is absurd. We have danced around and through the essentials to obfuscate the facts with needless information. As a result, the cesspool of sloven depravity has grown with which the orange blob seems to blanket himself in as he slithers from podium to podium and interview to interview with mostly lobbed questions from reporters is unexplainable as is his ability to have escaped punishment these last thirty years.

Ladies and gentlemen twelve Russian intelligence officers have been indicted in the Mueller investigation that has been going on for over a year for their part in hacking the DCC and using other platforms of social media to erode our Democracy. Former campaign manager Paul Manafort is in solitary confinement, his partner Roger Stone is heading toward indictment, the Orange Blob's personal lawyer and mistress paymaster Michael Cohen is under investigation......etc., etc. This is not normal. It's absurd that no one in the Republican party is willing to do anything other than tweet their frustrations or give the upset soundbite as they meander from meeting to meeting throughout the bleached white halls of power. Ladies and gentlemen, they were willing to impeach William Jefferson Clinton for consensual oral sex with his intern, but the Orange Blob gets a free pass???!!!! It is clear to this Outraged mind that the Orange Blob is working on behalf of its handler, Vladimir Putin. If you simply do the math, everything that has been happening in and to the United States over the past two years benefits Russia more than any other country. Dividing the United States with subversive racism and blatant cronyism, destabilizing NATO, upsetting our allies, imposing tariffs, trying to work with North Korea and all of the while, what is still happening in Syria? The brutal regime that is held up by the former KGB front man; the same thing for the past seven years, misery. 

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t's not normal for the leader of our country to meet with another foreign leader, one who was once head of their intelligence community, and discuss things without being recorded for over two hours. Only former President George W. Bush and his Vice-President Dick Cheney did that, although only to the 9-11 Commission, but that is another story that has been previously covered. Mr. Putin is the same principal leader that has been under investigation for meddling in our if not sacred than extremely expensive Presidential election of 2016 and all signs point to him to continuing to do so. It's not normal for our leader to stand side by side with another foreign leader and take their side over our own nation's intelligence community's assessment.


Were we as a country lulled in to a false sense of security with the fall of the Berlin Wall and the dissolution of the Soviet Union? Did we think that suddenly they were going to forgive and forget all of the years of confrontation and then disregard their own proud history and just begin anew? Did we really think we had no more enemies in the world? Ladies and gentlemen, our current President may be a Russian agent and has been for the past thirty years as they built up information on him while he used them as a lender of last resort for his flailing leisure empire.

Ladies and gentlemen, if we don't start working hard to fix the current mess we are in, accept the hard truths and admit we were screwed over in a historic way in 2016, there is not going to be an opportunity for us to abort the baby in the White House and the mess he's made. Lord knows they want to overturn Roe v. Wade. 



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Friday, March 30, 2018

Vol. 206: The March of Stable Genius Madness




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Sister Jean!!!!!

It's the time of year when miracles are happening right before our very eyes. If you turn on the television over the weekends, you can bear witness to a 98 year old nun's prayers doing the best they can to push a team to the brink of a championship in the NCAA Basketball tournament. Then there is the madness that is running wild through the halls of the White House where our stable genius wears no clothes and is the healthiest President ever to inhabit the Oval Office. He's like a Greek God and we should almost feel guilty that we haven't thrown some hedonistic celebration in his honor. 



It is there, in the Oval Office where he sits like a naked cornered animal; the Cheeto in Chief lashing out at all of the fake news, Witch Hunts and former porn stars and playmates that have taken, refused and then given back his dirty money. Meanwhile, the sycophantic trolls of his inner circle keep revolving and the stench that continues to emanate from D.C is equally revolting due to the GOP's complicity in the matter.

It is within this chaotic sea-change atmosphere that Red lines have been drawn with crayons during his daily briefings that interrupt his Fox News viewing, thus delaying his next cabinet appointment. It is in these routine annoyances that the attention span of a five year old that holds the keys to the kingdom is a Brothers Grimm fairy tale gone insane. With the appointment of his favorite walrus on television and former Ambassador to the United Nations, John Bolton, as his new National Security Advisor that rumors of war with Iran and North Korea lingers like the smoke coming from his ears as Robert Mueller tightens the noose of truth and decency around his bulging neck. All the while, the winds of discontent blow his toupee as he seethes to the fact that not one of his lovers will ever have been quite like his beautiful daughter.

"I am a Walrus, a war mongering Walrus."

Climate Change continues to be denied, the national parks continue to be raped and pillaged and Nor'easters in record numbers mess up travel plans.

Tariffs are imposed on the rising challenger of China and the world's economy convulses on a daily basis. Cryptocurrencies are no longer the stuff of fan-boys but now a version of petro-dollars from the destabilized country of Venezuela. Oh, how we long for the consistent days of Hugo Chavez and a President we once thought incompetent. Those were the days.

Syria continues to suffer at the hands of their despot and for seven years the world has done nothing to answer for his brutality because Russia holds sway over the destruction, and somebody needs to congratulate Vladimir on a job well done. It is clear that the United Nations can only do so much, and for that we say "Thank you for the land Rockefeller family," because in the end, it is turning out to be only that, land.

And the Children will lead us.

However, there is the glimmer of a brighter future out on the horizon, despite the horrible news, Spring has finally sprung and the birds are singing. There is a truth that greener pastures lie ahead and we can finally get outdoors on a regular basis without dancing around puddles and walking through slush. If we pay attention, then we are learning; if we can take something from the teenagers from Parkland and place our shoulders to the wheel, we can make a change for the better. We can live up to our creed, but we're going to need to work together and live the ideals of Christianity, Judaism and Islam. Because religion isn't the problem, in the end, it's the religious that don't practice it.


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Sunday, December 10, 2017

Vol. 205: The Purge and The Surge





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If Trump produced Movies

The sounds you are hearing are the ropes tightening and the chairs creaking as wobbly legs balance themselves under the dust of solitary light bulbs hanging in cramped cobweb filled basements. In some sort of quasi-sado-masochistic self immolation that has been stagnating throughout the recesses in the polished inner halls of power for generations, the veils are rapidly being lifted and the crusty finger shushing can no longer quell the purge that is taking place. The silence breakers are swelling in numbers and they have been sharpening their pitchforks for years.
Enough is Enough
Their justice has been swift and for some it is very much justified but for others it may be a little in the extreme, because no one should have to lose their career over an unwanted advance put forth in bad taste. 

The jokes were no longer funny.

In stark contrast is the meteoric rise and supernatural pull that Bitcoin and the underlying paradigm shifting technology of Blockchain is having upon the rest of the world. Traders, titans of industry and soothsayers of financial preservation cannot seem to wrap their degree wreathed heads around it. What began the year at $1k is now over $14k. Eventually the bubble will pop, but will we be left with the suds of luxury or a dirty bath water filled with graying filth? 


Both the purge and surge are causing many to scratch their heads. There are equal voices of protest and skulduggery being lampooned in the media and with men and women in positions of power discussing both the ridiculous nature of it all and also of it being a slow train coming that's time has finally arrived at the station of decent behavior. You can hear the old men muttering to themselves in disbelief as they may as well now coin the term "Bitchcoin." 

Are we as a country returning to the feminine mystique? Have over two thousand years of patriarchal religious hypnosis been torn asunder to once again be replaced by a subconscious desire to revisit the traditions of our past? Is mother Earth screaming out that she won't be silenced any longer? Has the Zeitgeist been brought forth by films such as Wonder Woman, television shows such as The Handmaid's Tale and The Crown and the world wide phenomenon that was The Hunger Games

Amazon Women run the World



What is as obvious as the cold weather upon us and the never ending wild fires in California, is the fact that as a sexually perverse wannabe tyrant sits throwing continuous tantrums in the Oval Office and an alleged pedophile might enter the Senate on Wednesday morning, there seems to be a digestive reflex for those in conflict with their moral blankets that their hypocrisy can no longer be covered. The lights of a thousand voices have been shining into their hovels of depravity and yet he continues to Tweet without repercussions unto himself. However, his uncanny nature of escaping any consequences may finally be reaching its' apex as the slow tapping of the drums of war in the form of Mueller's investigation rings true. We as a world of evolving spirits having a human experience would be wise to strip him of the nuclear football as soon as possible before he throws one last Hail- Mary in a war against North Korea as merely a tool of mass distraction. 
He is looking into everything







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