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Enjoyment
Greetings ladies and gentlemen, Republicans and Democrats, Independents and Bother-nots, cats and dog lovers, it has been a
great sabbatical and much progress has been made on my novel, but sadly, trigger warnings
do nothing to stop mass shootings, the spread of Jihad or the random acts of
violence often accompanied with rumors of an online phantom-like entity known
as Slenderman, all in a days work of corrupting the minds of the young and
impressionable with diversions of perversion. While many of you have pursued lives
of agonizing frustration, consumed fragmentary moments of bliss, purchased fun
new toys, witnessed car accidents or suffered through flooded and drained basements, followed only by meaningless posts on “the
book,” we as a planet, as a community continue to move forward, in the only
direction we know, but at what cost?
Whether they are too fast or too slow, the atoms of
time push onward, with little mention from the mass media about a political
scandal the likes of which we haven’t seen since Watergate. As a result ladies and gentlemen, I am going to tell
the IRS, if and when I receive an audit, (I'd like to imagine I'm important enough to be on their list) that I don’t feel the need to apologize for
losing two years of tax return information. Everything, like the slow decay of
decency and manners had crashed that Thursday afternoon when they arrived at my doorstep.
All of this would of course lead this addled mind to believe that it
is the powers that be, Obama his fellow Democrat leash holders and the Republican Party that are behind the
curtains pulling the strings. Who else would want to bother the Tea-Party organizations? They were a serious threat to the power structure for a short time post-economic collapse. For it is becoming increasingly clear that Obama, the wolf in sheep's clothing according to Gary Younge of The Guardian, in “His second term has been characterised by a profound sense of drift in
principle and policy. While posing as the ally of the immigrant he is deporting
people at a faster clip than any of his predecessors; while claiming to be a
supporter of labour he's championing trade deals that will undercut American
jobs and wages.” That is a logical reason powerful Republicans have not come
out vociferously in favor of a Whitewater style witch-hunt. They would rather hold their tongue and let the Obama administration do their dirty work for them.
Speaking of witches and depending on who you
talk to, can a grandmother run for the Presidency of the United States of
Surveillance and have a chance at winning?
(Inset picture of Hilary Clinton) We
are likely to find out soon enough.
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| Bigger, badder, bolder and older than ever. |
Ladies and gentlemen, what ever happened to the kidnapped girls in Nigeria? Attention deficit addled mainstream media, we thank you.
A new study sponsored by Nasa's Goddard Space Flight Center has
highlighted the prospect that global industrial civilization could collapse in
coming decades due to unsustainable resource exploitation and increasingly
unequal wealth distribution. Well, at least we will have that to look forward to. http://www.theguardian.com/environment/earth-insight/2014/mar/14/nasa-civilisation-irreversible-collapse-study-scientists
Although, you’d never know it by looking at the DOW
Jones which is to hit a record 17k by next week sometime. Prosperity abounds
and spreads like a cancer; embrace the new found wealth; live in it, roll in
it, all that money, all that stuff.
But ask yourself this simple question, do you suffer
from Stuffocation?
British trend forecaster James Wallman has coined a new word: “Stuffocation.”
(Think “stuff” and “suffocation.”) Wallman claims it’s one of the most crushing
afflictions of modern society. Not only does the materialism it’s caused by
have a disastrous ecological impact [2], the
argument goes, it’s keeping us from leading more fulfilling lives. http://www.forbes.com/sites/dominiqueafacan/2014/01/23/stuffocation-an-interview-with-james-wallman/
With all of this stuff, or lack there of, or the lack of the time to acquire said stuff, do you sometimes suffer from FOMO? (Fear of Missing Out) Facebook is to blame.
According to sources in Minnesota, you have to
pull some men who live in the United States of Surveillance by the genitals, as
a successful means to get them to watch the World Cup. http://kstp.com/article/stories/s3477194.shtml
Then there is the proposed $45billion takeover of Time Warner Cable by Comcast, followed by the proposal of AT&T
purchasing Direct TV as evidence of the ever approaching consolidation of
American corporations eventually becoming one giant Monolith that will own
everything and everyone. According to singer Greg Brown,
there's a guru snoozin' in a limousine
and a whole industry pumping blood into recycled scenes
there'll be one corporation selling one little box
it'll do what you want and tell you what you want and cost whatever you got. (Where is Maria)
A Cable,
Internet and telephone service cost 10x more in the United States of
Surveillance than it does in South Korea, and they have faster speeds!!! http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-24528383
there's a guru snoozin' in a limousine
and a whole industry pumping blood into recycled scenes
there'll be one corporation selling one little box
it'll do what you want and tell you what you want and cost whatever you got. (Where is Maria)
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| And we thought she was just a material girl. |
Don’t worry; there is nothing to see here. Heads down as you stare into your phones; we would so hate to have you actually witness the decline of civilization. Ohhhh, invite me again to play Candy Crush Saga, please, pretty please!!!
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