Vol. 169: On and On



"Ladies, please, there's enough of me to go around," says North Korea's Hugh Hefner

     Ladies and gentlemen, this is Thelonius Ronscpiacy, once again, I'm back from the front lines in Europe where I have been rioting in the streets, throwing Molotov cocktails of truth in the war against the oppressors and standing up to the global elite. Those same ruthless bloodsucking scumbag global elites that have been and continue to conspire against the remaining few who pay attention to a world spiraling out of control. Jack Scharber is on assignment, researching 9/11 conspiracies and their accompanying questions for future editions of the GOEM, be patient. In his stead, I will testify to the fact that there are subtle changes in the phases and rotation of the moon. Sinkholes the size of McMansions are showing up in Guatemala and all around the world. Magnetic pole shifts have moved magnetic north 40 miles. The electromagnetic field is lessening. Plasma physics is affecting weather patterns. How else can you explain the weather we've been having? All of this is a result of the global elite's secret hidden agenda that has been manifested and controlled by dark forces since the dawn of man. How else do you explain politicians? According to Chuck Missler, "We are subjects of a managed agenda." But by whom and for what end? It never ends. One has to look no further than the sporadic threats coming from the 30 year old crazy dictator who's always dressed to impress in depressing dark suits and trench coats supposed supreme-being, Kim Jong Un, from the electricity less dark land of North Korea to see where we're at as a world. Get your gas masks and bottled water ready, and on and on it goes.

     I begin with the little island of Cyprus, where it appears the Illuminati Bankers have continued their experiment with tiny baby steps, playing with the fire of anger that could spread to Russia, all the while further destabilizing the European Union's chances at remaining relevant. However, that may be the intended agenda. Why would the powers that be, how would they be that stupid to do what they have done in Cyprus without a hidden agenda? Legalized stealing is what has taken place in Cyprus. Nothing more. There is no other way to sugarcoat it. But, who is making these idiotic decisions to force austerity on a people, without any warning whatsoever? It is apparent that someone has a gun to the heads of the political leaders within the European Union; bankers anyone? The Rothschild apparatus remains in place, although in secret, and secrets are what they've been good at keeping for the past two centuries. What is happening is nothing more that the Illuminati doing what they do best; gently putting their toes into the water of the pond that is the people of Cyprus to see what they can get away with. They are dirtying up the bath water. Look out Luxembourg, you may be next.
     This whole disturbing episode is symbolic of the nature of our economy. It use to be, that the father went to work and the wife stayed home to help raise the kids. There were never any mass school shootings. Then slowly, inflation reared its' ugly head and crept up slowly, like old people climbing up stairs, and eventually the wife decided that she would have to get a job in order for the family to make ends meet and then nobody was left at home to raise the kids. Finally, the family had to begin borrowing money in the form of credit cards and home equity loans just to put food on the table and yet our Government and the privately controlled central banks of the world, just continue to print more money, and the cycle never ends. As a result, we continue to make do with less and less, buying products nobody truly needs, that support jobs that no one really wants and around and around we go, down the endless spiral; will it ever stop? One can only hope. It is a fact that every form of fiat currency has failed; every one, and it's only a matter of time. On and on it goes.

Both can kill

    
     The ineptitude of politicians is once again on display. After all of the outcry and all of the hand wringing before photographers and from behind podiums, after the tragedy of Newtown, after the stance that something was finally going to be done about the gun violence in our society, while murders continue to mount up on the borders as a result of our failed War on Drugs, these never-ending campaigning politicians have done nothing; they couldn't even put a bill together to ban assault rifles or extended magazine clips. The hypocrisy knows no bounds, as limitless as the universe. Ladies and gentlemen, we may have a right to bear arms, but seriously, we must ask ourselves, do we need semi-automatic weapons with extended clips for the recreational sport of target practice or deer hunting? I'll readily admit, background checks are just another step in their tip-toe dance towards totalitarian control. But, if we are that afraid of our bloodsucking government continuing to take away our rights, then yes, protest and in so doing, please spread the Outrage. Only through information and cooperation will we succeed in driving a stake through the hearts' of these vampires.
     Speaking of hypocrisy and outrage. The issue of political correctness makes this gonzo journalist's stomach oftentimes turn in disgust. This story was brought to Jack Scharber's attention via the Living Legend on Park Avenue in Minneapolis.

College professor makes students 'stomp on Jesus' Mar 22, 2013 10:23 AM "Don't tread on me?"

DEM PARTY OFFICIAL MAKES STUDENTS 'STOMP ON JESUS'' Gee, I wonder if the instructor would dare do this with the name of Muhammed' A Florida college professor causing national outrage for requiring students to write “Jesus” on a piece of paper, then put it on the floor and stomp on it, turns out also to be a top official in the local Democratic Party – the latest in a string of acute leadership embarrassments. Although one student who refused to participate claims he was punished by being suspended from the class, Florida Atlantic University is defending the controversial assignment. The dissenting student, Ryan Rotela, told the local CBS TV affiliate WPEC that his instructor, associate professor Deandre Poole, told everyone in the class to write the word “Jesus” on a piece of paper in bold letters, then put it on the floor and stomp on it. Rotela, a junior from Coral Springs, said some of his classmates complied, but he refused. “Anytime you stomp on something it shows that you believe that something has no value. So if you were to stomp on the word Jesus, it says that the word has no value,” he told WPEC. A religious Mormon who attends church every Sunday, Rotela complained to school officials but said they responded by suspending him from the class. According to Florida Atlantic University, Poole was conducting an exercise from the textbook “Intercultural Communication: A Contextual Approach, 5th Edition.” A synopsis of the lesson plan in question, obtained by Fox News, goes like this: “Have the students write the name JESUS in big letters on a piece of paper Ask the students to stand up and put the paper on the floor in front of them with the name facing up. Ask the students to think about it for a moment. After a brief period of silence instruct them to step on the paper. Most will hesitate. Ask why they can’t step on the paper. Discuss the importance of symbols in culture.” Grove City College professor Paul Kengor, author of “The Communist: Frank Marshall Davis: The Untold Story of Barack Obama’s Mentor,” told Fox he wasn’t surprised by the “lesson.” “These are the new secular disciples of ‘diversity’ and ‘tolerance’ – empty buzzwords that make liberals and progressives feel good while they often refuse to tolerate and sometimes even assault traditional Christian and conservative beliefs,” Kengor told Fox, saying classes like the one at FAU reflect “the rising confidence and aggression of the new secularists and atheists, especially at our sick and surreal modern universities.” Kengor added: “Gee, I wonder if the instructor would dare do this with the name of Muhammed.” It turns out, the “stomp-on-Jesus” professor, Poole, also has a prominent position in local politics. As Bizpacreview reports, Poole is vice-chairman of the Palm Beach County Democratic Party. Moreover, this isn’t the local party’s first brush with negative publicity. The former chairman of the county Democratic Party was forced to resign in September after comments he made at the Democratic National Convention last year in Charlotte, N.C

     This is symptomatic of the world in which we live; the fact that there are some things we shouldn't be doing, even though we know we can. Then again, you can ask yourself, which culture do you think is more tolerant? If tolerance makes any sense anymore? What are you willing to tolerate? What is your stance on gay marriage, equal rights, Fundamentalist Christianity or Islam? If it's just a matter of choice, then when did you decide you were going to be straight? Is your God better than all the others? Are the skyscrapers just replacements for towers of Babel? Who's to say what's right or wrong? However, I do find that at the bottom line, questions are always worth asking; no matter what the answers may be. At least it shows you are doing some thinking instead of simply switching the channel, and on and on it goes.
Read more at http://www.wnd.com/2013/03/dem-party-official-makes-students-stomp-on-jesus/#XPccyJgWFQKUIH3t.99
    
     A more positive story is the Gophers Women's Hockey Team's 49 consecutive wins over two seasons and back to back National Championships. Ladies and gentlemen, that is excellence at its' finest. Let's just hope no one tests positive for performance enhancing drugs. Sadly, I doubt that they'll grace the covers of any national magazine; even though they most definitely should.

Simply the Best

"Is the world you live in thumbs up, or thumbs down?"

     Finally, there's the death of Roger Ebert. A teacher and early influence upon the creator of this blog. Wild Kingdom with his brother or having returned from big-wheel rides upon sidewalks and through deserted back alleys, to beg and plead that he let him watch the latest episode of At the Movies. Exposed to the fact that you could watch movies, be entertained and learn something at the same time. Mr. Ebert, you will be missed, because I do know that good movies are hard to find, hopefully they're always showing up in Heaven.
The nostalgia of early Saturday evenings, spent at an Aunt's in North Minneapolis, after watching episodes of

 

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Vol. 168: By definition, we're all a bit Crazy

"Things are not as bad as they seem."

     Good morning, good afternoon and bonsoir ladies and gentlemen. To all of those stuck in traffic, or to those in line at the local Starbucks, or to those avoiding eye-contact with fellow elevator or bus riding passengers, I wish you all the best in the new ever changing global economy. Thelonius Ronscpiacy and Theona Dontherh are both on assignment, therefore I will put aside any further pleasantries and begin.
     Sons and daughters of Belial, there are signs and omens looming all around us; plagues of locusts swarming from out of Egypt descend into Israel as those in charge calmly state, "There is nothing to see here. Nothing to see. Please go about your business."
     On the 13th of March in the year 2013, black smoke first signaled no Pope, and then white smoke from the water-bong within the Sistine Chapel started the party for the 115 wise cardinals assembled at the Vatican to elect the first ever Latin American potentate; an Argentinian with ties to dictator death squads (he'll fit right in) financed by the adherents to University of Chicago's hierophant of capitalism, Milton Friedman; Jorge Bergoglio, is now to be forever known as Pope Francis.



"Do you think they'll care about my past?"

     Here is a staggering fact, the number of people in the U.S. working today is the lowest it has been in the last thirty years, and you cannot easily lay the blame on only one of the political parties, but instead have to place it on both, or most importantly, upon ourselves, because we continue to elect these blood sucking vultures, or do little or nothing with our attention deficit spanned minds to hold them accountable. Squirrel! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2139730/Number-Americans-working-looking-jobs-falls-30-year-low-causing-severe-blow-Obamas-campaign.html
     As a result, companies are making do with less, thus increasing their profit margins, which in turn makes their shareholders faces light up with hedonistic smiles of self congratulation as the gap of equality grows ever larger. However, in contrast to and despite this fact, the United States has the highest corporate tax rate in the economically developed world. So, not only do those companies get taxed over seas, but if that tax rate is lower than what is currently in the United States, those companies are to make up that difference in payment back to the IRS. Does this make any sense at all? Maybe, we instead should close some loopholes and reform the tax code; then again, I'm only a conspiracy theorist; a drone may flying be over my house at the moment. I have to be careful these days, especially under the charismatically sneaky and possibly sinister presidency of Barack Obama. Which brings me to the question, will he visit the Temple Mount in Jerusalem during his visit to Israel on March 20th? Wouldn't the Palestinians just love that?
     Back to the job market, employees as a result of the effects of the paradigm shifts in workplace behavior, have become more productive, but just not happier. Turn on the television and enjoy the commercials of pharmaceuticals for proof of that. Like days counting since there's been a OSHA violation, leads me to wonder, how much longer until we have the next mass shooting in the United States? When will one occur in a hospital? It's bound to happen, just look at the course we've been on.


"I'll make some calls and see if we can't get some Laker Girls over here." "Yes, that would be very nice. Of course we can't feed them or anything."

     Nothing can stop North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un from behaving like a small child in a crowded toy store that has been told he wouldn't be getting the newest Transformer. Apparently, "U.S. diplomat of Basketball" Dennis Rodman can't solve global relations. What a shame, but then again, at least someone is giving it a shot, no pun intended. Look out South Korea and Japan, there's a psycho killer on the loose.

"How much longer do you think I have until I die in a single car accident on a dirt road?"

     Italian comedian Beppe Grillo, has thrown a monkey wrench into the gears of the machine that was the Italian General Election. How long until he ends up dead in a canal somewhere? He's so crazy, he wants to reject and eliminate all existing political parties, impose a referendum on a all international treaties, including NATO membership, eliminate all free trade agreements and remove Italy from the Euro. Simply put, he's a dead man. Berlusconi and his Illuminati brethren will not let that stand.
    
Sadly, it's not the cost of the government that has made us poor, but the cost of money, created out of thin air by private central banks; see the Federal Reserve. Interest on debt that has been produced by private central banks and then loaned to governments around the world. Rothschilds, I tip my hat; well played, very well played.
    
     Can there someday be an election in Africa that goes without protest or doubt? Can there someday be an election that doesn't end in violence and riots? Then again, what would you expect with a population not sedated, drowning in the profitable sewage of pharmaceuticals. You can hardly blame them, can you?

Throw on some skinny jeans and a flannel shirt and put him on a bike, whoa, he's in Nordeast, Minneapolis.

Word is coming out of Aurora, Colorado that the judge handling the trial of mass shooter James Holmes is wanting "truth serum" to be used on the defendant. Why? They are stating that it would help to infer whether or not he will be able to use "insanity" as a defense. http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-204_162-57573934/truth-serum-eyed-in-james-holmes-trial-what-is-it/ But don't we already know that? This conspiracy addled mind wonders, did he have an accomplice that he's not confessing to? Call me crazy, but why else administer "truth serum?"  

     On a final note, if one ever has the chance, I highly recommend, sweet and sticky Glaze donut pancakes at the often times and well deserved extremely busy ambiance of the Good Day Cafe in Golden Valley. Two words, de-lish. It's as if mini-donuts just in from the State Fair were fried up in a skillet and served on a large plate. There is no need for syrup at all; and coming from a lover of johnnycakes, that means a lot. So, find the time and fill up a plate, because you're gonna need all the nourishment you can get, before we storm the gates. Are you getting ready?

                              "Do you hear the people sing? Singing the song of angry men."

 

 

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Vol. 167: Up in the Sky

    

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     Good morning, good afternoon and good evening distinguished ladies and gentlemen of the front, this is Thelonius Ronscpiacy back from the explosive region that is Anoka County. Friends, the battle proves to be tough and the fortitude of our resolve will be continued to be tested at every turn, so we must remain ever vigilant in exposing the foul stench that is politics as usual, revolting as it is. But in every fight there must be a victor and the spoils will not last long in the refrigerators of our contentment if the planet continues on its dreaded course. The answer is simple: we can't let the meteors win.

This happens all the time on days' when Popes' resign. It's no big deal.

"Do you see what I see?"

    







     Let me begin with the world reaching news that has consumed this gonzo journalist and that has been consuming all of Italy for the past couple of weeks, and that is the shocking news of the resignation of Pope Benedict on February 11th, 2013. What is also fact, is that only hours after he had announced his early retirement, lightning struck St. Peter's Basilica, twice, shortly before 6pm local time in Rome. This cannot be mere coincidence. Does something wicked this way come? God or whatever you may want to call it, doesn't make mistakes. As a result, my mind has slowly been unravelling the idea that we may be witnessing prophecy in the making, the coming of the Petrus Romanus, the election of the final Pope. Therefore, he just might be the false prophet ushering in the Anti-Christ? Or it may just be an escape clause to get out while the getting is good before more sexual-child abuse scandals litter the halls like empty bags of flaming hot-Cheetos in a neighborhood middle school. Or is it that Pope Benedict has to get to Castel San Gandolfo in a hurry to use the Vatican's observatory to make contact with their masters' (UFOs)? Which then leads to the questions, what UFO secrets lay hidden beneath and behind the walls of the Vatican for nearly thousands of years? As early as the 1400's, UFOs began popping up in Christian artwork. Why? What ever happened in Fatima, Portugal on October 13th, 1917? Was it an apocalyptic prophecy of fiery swords and demonic beasts? Is the city of seven hills about to crumble before our very eyes? Stay tuned; it's about to get messy like a wild weekend in Breezy Point, Minnesota. Grazie!

"Hey look, up in the sky!"

"We couldn't paint clouds very well."

     On another note of the pathetic nature of politics in the United States, the much dreaded doomsday sequester of March 1st has come and gone and each side is still pointing their sticky stinking fingers at each other. The Congress passed it, the President signed it, and yet they both figure they are not to blame. The $85 billion dollar cuts amount to 2.4% of the Federal Budget, of which we are 16.6 trillion and counting in debt. http://www.usdebtclock.org/  If we are having this much difficulty doing this very little, how in the world are we ever going to ever get back to even? Do we then admit failure and throw in the towel? Maybe the UFOs will bail us out and introduce a new currency? Or have they already done that and we don't even know it? Let that marinate for a bit. Until the next time,

                                               Yours truly, from the front lines,
                                                                      Thelonius Ronscpiacy

     Jack Scharber here, picking up where Ronscpiacy has brilliantly left us and instead I will be taking a side road onto one of vast appreciation. In light of Quentin Tarantino winning his 2nd Oscar for Best Original Screenplay for the N-word laced exploitation piece Django Unchained; I reminisce about what is the most original piece of cinematic genius to have graced theaters in the 90's, his masterpiece, Pulp Fiction. The opening five minutes of that film was gold presented in celluloid form. Like the briefcase of Marsellus Wallace's, the film opened the landscape of American Pop-Culture, with socioeconomic commentary, "What then, day jobs?" Far from it. The movie hearkens back to time gone by, and I fondly remember the AMC Crossroads theater in Roseville where I, accompanied with the always engaging girlfriend at that time who I will lovingly only refer to as JS in respect for her privacy (you know who you are); the time and place when and where I almost passed-out during the adrenaline shot scene where a bath robed Lance had to drop his treasured bowl of "Fruit Brute" in order to help save the life of Mia Wallace from a heroin overdose; all which resulted in the fact that I had to spend time in the lobby and bathroom splashing cold water on my face, experiencing a panic attack. However, the episode didn't stop me from returning to view the film three more times in movie theaters the following weeks. With the help of the skewed genius that is Quentin Tarantino we have gone from a "Five dollar milkshake," to Kelis's "milkshake brings all the boys to the yard," to Daniel Plainview in There Will Be Blood, "I drink your milkshake." Everything is connected.
    
     In another sign that we are living in a brave new world, ask yourself, just how pervasive is China's hacking? Apparently the Chinese equivalent of the NSA (National Security Agency) has been hacking into the NY Times, the Wall Street Journal, the Washington Post and other reputable news sources in order to gain information on Fortune 500 companies so the Chinese government can do their best to maintain 7% economic growth. They admit nothing, but then again, no government in the world has admitted that it has or ever used cyber weapons; Israel doesn't have a nuclear bomb and Iran isn't working on one.
    

     The first trip for the new Secretary of State of the United States, John Kerry, proving that if you didn't win the election, at least you get to travel the world ten times over, had him visiting London. Where else would one go, but report to their new boss first thing Monday morning? The British Empire didn't rule the globe with the help of Rothschild money in the 19th century and then disappear on accident. As Deep throat (brilliantly played by Hal Halbrook) said in the film All the President's Men, "Follow the money."


"And I'm like holding onto the handlebars like this....."

     On another note, Hugo Chavez, the annoying fly that kept pestering the United States Government for over a decade and frequent but yet always entertaining guest speaker at the United Nations has succumbed to cancer after a two year battle, dead at the age of 58. So, if you listen hard enough, you can hear the planes and tankers of multinational companies heading their way to Venezuela to grab as much oil as they can at discount prices.
     Finally, there is the road accident spilt-milk mentality of many of the curious and stupid, (see the Mound High School Hockey team, the school's administrators, parents and the plethora of Internet copycats) which is the The Harlem Shake. "Taste this, it's awful." If that's not proof of the dumbing down of a generation, I don't know what is? The search for intelligent life continues.

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Vol. 166: On the Other Hand

    

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     Good morning, good afternoon and good evening fellow Outragers. My name is Theona Dontherh and I am a new contributing writer for the Global Outrage of an Educated Man. I am filling in this edition for Thelonius Ronscpiacy who is currently out on assignment, investigating strange occurrences just outside of Doc's Bohemian Cue and reports of explosions coming from neighborhood parks and green spaces. My eager hope is to not disappoint too greatly and instead pleasingly encourage all to delve a little deeper into the shadowy recesses that lurk in the corners of our morally melting society. My background is in global affairs and so, that is where I will begin.



"Do I seem creepy? Do I need a bigger cross to compensate for something?"

     In a sign that we may in fact be living in the end times with dangerous omens of portent all around us, Pope Benedict became the only Pope in the last 600 years to announce his sudden resignation that will take place on February 28th. Is it just in time for the Anti-Christ? Days later, a giant meteor crashes to Earth in a rural region of Russia (which leads me to ask, is there an area of Russia that isn't rural?) injuring hundreds. It is clear in the eyes of this gonzo journalist, the U.S. Congress needs to build a committee to draft some rules and regulations on meteor control; it is indicative in the war on meteors that we can't let the meteors win. We must remain ever vigilant.


This can't be good

     Then there is the situation in Mali in North Africa that is allowing Islamic fundamentalist militants (oxymoron) to continue their campaign of fringe relevance (like newspapers); the weapons manufacturers and the machines of discontent and chaos, love to relish in the fact that the War on Terror will never end. Hopefully there will come a day when they'd realize and wake up to the fact that it's the 21st century and not the Crusades of the past Dark Ages. The Knights Templar aren't providing security for those traveling in the Middle East, but probably investment instruments in Swiss Bank accounts. If only we could stop all of the madness with relatively useless Facebook status updates; it's obvious to this gonzo journalist that religion seems to be waning and in its place are material goods that are held aloft like golden calf's. People no longer wait in line to see a vision of the Virgin Mary or touch the stone where the prophet ascended, but instead wait for days to get a shiny new electronic gadget. The truth is, we now carry in our hands smart-phones with more computing power than the Apollo Moon mission, which leads me to wonder, if we ever in fact landed on the moon back in 1969, we'd already have an Apple Store and a Starbucks upon it, wouldn't we? Or maybe according to the religious right, a Planned Parenthood?

"Does it look real enough Mr. Kubrick?"

     On another sign that a lot of sheeple are buying what they've been selling, it was only a couple of weeks ago, that the Dow Jones index and the S & P 500 closed at 5 year and close to all-time highs; now if only our middle class incomes would rise as well.  Then, in the case of the global financial collapse of 2007, a $5 billion dollar civil lawsuit has been filed by the U.S. government against Standard & Poor's based on the assumption that they knowingly rated mortgage backed securities they knew to be of poor quality with ratings warranted of safe, secure and reliable investment instruments.  The Justice department had to review over 20 million pages of documents before it could file the lawsuit. Standard & Poor's, that's been the standard over the past 40 years; were all poor compared to the untouchable Wall Street elites.

"We can see everything."

     On another cheerful note as we head towards the inevitable One-World Government; unmanned Drone strikes have become much more visible in the past couple of weeks. As a result, the United States government has had to inform the U.S. taxpayers that if indeed a U.S. citizen is considered a threat to security, then the U.S. government can use Drones to eliminate that threat. Scrap gun control, we are going to need Drone control. So, now someone in a bunker in Colorado, operating a Drone from their joystick equipped computer can eliminate a U.S. citizen deemed to be a threat, from a mile up in the air? Land of the free, home of the brave? I don't think so. If that is the case, then why wasn't a Drone involved in the elimination of former LAPD officer Christopher Dorner? Or would that have garnered too much publicity?

    Finally, to end on a much cheerful note, hold on and enjoy some Alabama Shakes. Just imagine the windows rolled down, your dog's ears flopping in the wind and the smell of freshly mown grass. Look out! An I-Roc with Yosemite Sam mudflaps just pulled out in front of you. Yep, you've just found yourself north of 694, welcome to Anoka County; where the confederate flag flies free and people have more guns and kids then they have teeth.

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Vol. 165: The Past is Eternal

     Greetings ladies and gentlemen, once again this Thelonius Ronscpiacy reporting from the front lines at the battle for mankind's soul. Just outside the realm of right and wrong, I stand on the precipice of observance and action. I'm note taking from the digital underground, which leads me to the question, what are the odds that there are no coincidences?
     A couple of weeks ago, I was fortunate enough to view what may be the metaphor for the Occupy Movement if it was set to music and took place in Paris in 1814; that was the musical Les Miserables. A brilliant film with enough music and revolutionary aspirations to appease the discontented. It is a film for the have-nots in preparation for the storming of the gates. One day more we move closer to the edge of the unknown while our politicians play chicken with our childrens' future; all for the sake of re-election. We may have to bring back the guilotine?

     The movement of shadows out of the corner of my eye, against the wooden bars of the back of chairs, minutes after midnight alert me to the fact that the dimensions are opening, the shadow people are watching. It is necessary to view everything with an open mind. 

     Now is the time of year when Football has taken center stage. A few weeks ago, Heisman trophy winner and hopefully future Minnesota Vikings quarterback, Johnny Manziel continued to make College football look like an old SoloFlex commercial. There's no one open down field, just take it in for a touchdown all by yourself; simple. It's a good thing Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te'o didn't get the award. What a sad sad state of affairs. What's next? Will we find out he was molesting children? It is a Catholic school.  Good thing the reporters who never checked their sources don't work for the Outrage. We have a reputation to uphold.

Is Ray Lewis a murderer?

     At the urging of a possible future contributing writer who still goes by the moniker of the "Living Legend," and staying on a theme of football just in time for Sunday's AFC Championship game; I will briefly cover the possible Ray Lewis conspiracy. So, before we all get too excited and tearful at the end of what has been a Hall of Fame career, he just may be as tainted as the good ol'lying cyclist from Texas, Lance Armstrong. For those of you who do not know, Ray Lewis was indicted on murder charges for the deaths of two people in 2000 outside a nightclub. Charges were later dropped when Lewis took a plea deal of 1 year of probation and to testify against his two friends who were also charged. In 2004, Lewis reached financial settlements with both families of the victims. The NFL fined him $250,000 with no suspension and has since then, swept the entire incident under a rug.
     I want to know what you guys think about all of it. I've always suspected that he got away with it. Lewis admitted to giving police misleading information, took a plea deal, paid settlements, and said he "lost" the white suit he wore at the time the victims were killed.. That sounds like a guilty man. 

 

     On a lighter, much more positive note of amusement and interest; the biggest thing to come out of Minneapolis since the time that Prince actually released something worth listening to, was the North Minneapolis YMCA's summer youth group smash YouTube sensation, "Hot Cheetos and Takis". Get your fingers stained red, grab a cold beverage and enjoy what kids with talent and an interest in something that's relevant to them can achieve. With enough help, we can finally push Gangnam Style to the curb.

Everyone should do themselves justice and find the time to get introduced to the NPR show Radiolab. A philosophical talk radio show out of the liberal media elite mecca that is lower town Manhattan and immerse themselves in some deep critical thinking other than watching American Idol or the latest exploits of Honey Boo-Boo. It is a show of random coincidence, underlying meanings and trying to find a sense of purpose in a world that hasn't even the time to let proper people merge into traffic. This way to Radiolab

Then there is the ever intriguing, deepening mystery of what occurred in Cold Spring, Minnesota on the evening of November 29th, 2012 that left a 31 year old police officer, Tom Decker, dead from an apparent staged ambush. The once lead suspect is back in jail for failing to obey his "stalking" charges and the man who police eventually had centered their line of questioning after finding the murder weapon, ran into a pull-barn warehouse shed on his property and expeditiously hung himself. Which leads this conspiracy driven mind to ask, did he have the rope already there to hang himself? What was the young police officer investigating that led to his death? There's something rotten here and we may be a land of Swedes and Norwegians, but were not in Denmark anymore. The story continues to develop. Stay tuned.  

     How is Chuck Hegel a controversial pick for Secretary of Defense? Because he's made comments about the Jewish lobby in Washington? Because he made homophobic remarks 17 years ago? It is clear that if you are to go anywhere in politics, you better not upset the Gay Zionists. This issue correlates to the fact that Obama appoints more middle aged white men to head the CIA, Treasury Department, State Department and the Pentagon. What is this? The Augusta National golf club? Will they at least get green jackets?



"I'm about as diverse as my Cabinet. Just another Washington insider that wears a suit. To steal a character's name from Boardwalk Empire, call me Chalky White."

Wanna see something crazy? Look below and move from left to right.



    A slight difference in insanity but crazy all the same was the lack of service at the Land O'Lakes Kennel Club Show a couple of weeks ago at the River Centre in St. Paul. The complete lack of efficiency in the "Keystone Cops" of the refreshment food vendors would've made you believe you'd been transported to Ellis Island around the turn of the 20th century and were waiting to be shuffled along with your papers and documentation, praying that they got your order and name correct and weren't placed in an inhospitable burrough of the city. To this educated Outrager, it was just another sign that we are living in the era of the minimally staffed; but we did get to see a Berger-Picard. Look it up.

In addition, here is a little nugget of knowledge from our Republican insider, Double T of the GOP. Enjoy.

Obama’s March 16, 2006 speech against raising debt ceiling

Obama’s March 16, 2006 speech against raising the debt ceiling is here:

The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies.
And the cost of our debt is one of the fastest growing expenses in the Federal budget. This rising debt is a hidden domestic enemy, robbing our cities and States of critical investments in infrastructure like bridges, ports, and levees; robbing our families and our children of critical investments in education and health care reform; robbing our seniors of the retirement and health security they have counted on.
Every dollar we pay in interest is a dollar that is not going to investment in America’s priorities. Instead, interest payments are a significant tax on all Americans–a debt tax that Washington doesn’t want to talk about. If Washington were serious about honest tax relief in this country, we would see an effort to reduce our national debt by returning to responsible fiscal policies.
Increasing America’s debt weakens us domestically and internationally. Leadership means that “the buck stops here.” Instead, Washington is shifting the burden of bad choices today onto the backs of our children and grandchildren. America has a debt problem and a failure of leadership. Americans deserve better.
I therefore intend to oppose the effort to increase America’s debt limit.
Sen. Barack Hussein Obama, Jr., (Senate – March 16, 2006)

The hypocrisy is a pandemic as bad as the flu season.

    Finally, take a listen to the new sound of cold weather. You can almost feel the wind chill, smell Doc's Bohemian Cue and hear the Year of the Cat, although I would wager they'd love to kick his ass in good ol'Anoka County.

Sincerely,

Thelonius Ronscpiacy

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Vol. 164: Play it at My Funeral Pyre

    

     The lapping waves from a distant island come in, one after the other. The soft strings of apprehension are plucked from your consciousness as one slowly realizes that this definitely maybe the "Stairway to Heaven" for a new generation. From the ringing static in the announcement of the opening chords, there was a sense of endless possibilities; there were no limits....the Internet was blossoming before our very eyes and fingertips. Before there was Google, Twitter and Facebook. Before there was Pinterest, YouTube and Craigslist there was Oasis. Before there was Oklahoma City, Bosnia, Waco, Columbine, 9/11, Iraq part II, Afghanistan, George W and Barack Obama; before the global economic collapse and capture of Bin-Laden, there was wonder and hope. Before the I-pod and I-pad and before the suffocation of cellular phones, there was the simple choice to disconnect for a little under 8 minutes without having to spend hundreds of dollars.
     The song posed the immediate question during the mid 90's; it bluntly asked of you, no pun intended, whether or not you knew or even cared to know,"How many special people change,
How many lives are living strange, Where were you when we were getting high?" In an era surrounded by thoughtless groups with lyrics about loads of money and expensive foreign cars with bimbos plastered on the hood; the song wanted to crawl inside the inner recesses of spaced out minds for total contemplation in the absence of obnoxious noise of bass serenading suburban streets. Adults too old to relate made no sense of the question or either were just thankful there wasn't any swear words. One could understand all of the lyrics.
     Whether you loved them or hated them, you had to admit the song had a steady pulse all its own. It put a swagger in your step. You were at once brash, cocky and confident. The song was truthful in the realization that what it meant was the opening of new doors while it looked back without anger at the days of yesteryear; the song and its band members were giving much due respect to the Fab Four in the anthem of my generation. How many countless car rides in an aging blue 94' Plymouth Sundance were there? Who can forget a trip to Chicago in the silver bullet for a concert without Liam in the Rosemont Horizon, August 27th, 1996? How many nocturnal adventures were there at 910 University Ave in Northeast Minneapolis the fall and winter of 1996?  The place where vanilla candles slowly burned down into dripping wax deposited into empty Premium beer bottles as sandalwood incense lingered.
     Throughout it all, the many girlfriends, the many breakups, the many changes of colleges and on to Liam's nasal whine, Noel's screeching guitars layered over the steady drumbeat of Alan's rhythm; all of it layered over each other to produce what no other band has been able to capture since. The band smashed all preconceived notions of how a lead singer should act, how he should stand before the microphone; instead, they chose to let the music speak for them when they weren't fighting with each other; brothers will be brothers, especially when you're from Manchester. Despite it all, one came to learn, that if you climbed high enough up the twisting spiralling stairway to heaven, in the end, you just may have found yourself in a Champagne Supernova. Cheers. Oasis! Oasis! Oasis!

 

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