Gov. Mitt Romney and Rep. Paul Ryan from Wisconsin, a match
made in the slashed funding, cutting jobs, reducing people to the bare minimum
political atmosphere of a no-holds-barred contest for the heart and soul of the
American people, or maybe just the Tea-Party. One who’s made his career in the
private-equity sector where profit losing companies are bought and restructured
in order for their business model’s to turn around and become more productive
(damn, that sounds a lot like what America needs) and then there’s the other
guy, obviously a man who’d been tapped and embraced years ago from the men
behind the curtain in Bohemian Grove (Koch brothers) to say and do whatever
they will tell him to do.
People don’t need health care or a safe retirement. These are
all entitlements according to these hunchbacked steely eyed long clawed weasels.
They want to convince you that you don’t deserve the social security money that
you’ve had deducted from your paychecks for your whole life. According to these
bloodsuckers, you shouldn’t be entitled to any of it. So, for Vice President, the Republican Party
has Rep. Ryan, who looks like the geekier version of the choir teacher on Fox’s
hit television show for the LGBT crowd, Glee.
Ironically, that’s the channel owned by the fear mongering and hate spewing
homophobic Rupert Murdoch; who would have thought that he would embrace such
dirty programming, but then again, none of those guys watch that stuff; they’re
too busy making deals to increase their profit margins and keeping the middle
class believing that what they have they should hold on to with all of their
might, or else, the socialist pigs will come screaming through their
neighborhoods with bloody machetes and shopping carts filled with welfare
checks and repossess their wealth and send it over to Cuba, Venezuela, Iran,
North Korea, Syria or whichever country or enemy of the week they want us all to
be afraid of, so we don’t focus on what is often times the most deadly enemy of
them all; the lack of awareness.
So, back to the big Saturday morning
headlines, the Republican ticket has central casting for the role of President
to be played by a Mormon with nice hair and a weasel looking guy for Vice
President who wants to kick your grandmother out on to the street so they can
keep funding the endless-mindless wars in Afghanistan, Iraq and on Drugs. There
has only been one Catholic President in the United States and they blew his
brains out in Dallas. What are the chances that a Mormon is going to be sitting
in the White House come next January; probably about the same as a
Scientologist making any sense; but I digress.
On another note, remember last year, they were supposed to
cut defense spending by 100 billion for this year. They agreed to it last
November as a result of the debt ceiling debacle, and now they want to go back
on that too, because, wait, they’ve got military contracts in their districts
and they have to be concerned with getting re-elected, not with actually doing
things that matter for the American people like repairing bridges, repairing
streets, siphoning off of foreign oil, finding renewable sources of energy, taking
semi-automatic weapons off the streets and creating jobs (insert Tom Emmer’s
voice here). Instead these spineless excuses for public servants vote, what is
it now, 33, 34, 35, 36 times, I’ve lost count….to repeal Obama-care when even
if it did pass in the Senate, the President isn’t going to sign it anyway. So
here’s a crazy idea, quit wasting our time and actually do something, because people
are slowly waking up and were not very happy, at least not until we’ve had our
morning coffee.